So true

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I used to think I needed a year. After one year I realized I needed a lifetime.

I used to think I wasn’t good enough, and had to be perfect. Now I realize being perfect won’t make all those schmucks good enough for me.

The world isn’t what I thought it was.

LOL

xoxo
-1Yos

Disney here I come!

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Dating is like…

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True Story

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Cops & Robbers

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Favorite Instagram post of 2013

This just in, kids! My favorite Instagram post based on Jay Z’s “99 Problems” and jammed into the ever-awesome SomeECard created by yours truly.

A few years ago my screamin’-white boyfriend, who happened to love Jay Z, pumped up the music in his BMW and sang while whipping his head around in a typical questionable-sexual-orientation kind of way. The only thing I can say about this eyebrow-raising scenario is that the song was a great choice – even if he had no idea what it meant. During another argument over the phone he snapped, “Remember that song? I got 99 Problems but a bitch ain’t one.” Uhm… Okay. Thanks?

It’s been over a year since I’ve blocked him on just about every meaningful social network and I must say, this SomeECard-inspired Instagram post is still my fav. I expect to have some ups and downs in 2014, but that dick won’t be one! Whapang!

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The feeling you get after breaking up with an asshole…

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Dont Settle

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The Benefit of Lateness

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iPhone Conversation

(Not mine but still funny!)

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Cougar

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Lol

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How Real Men Bake

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I’m on Instagram

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Oh how I love Instagram! With enough hashtags I could feel the love that no super hot man could provide. Almost.