Oh the signs! I hate the signs!  Hopefully you won’t have to worry about any of these signs this Valentine’s Day.     But if reading the list leaves a pit in your stomach, chances are he doesn’t consider you his girlfriend. So maybe we should add an additional sign to the list: * If you read “Signs That You’re Not His Girlfriend” and get a pit in your stomach, then chances are he doesn’t consider you his girlfriend. BAM!

Signs That You’re Not His Girlfriend