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Clean House

20140310-183623.jpgI’m newly in love with Niecy Nash and the crew of “Clean House” since I’ve been watching in on Netflix while I clean my own place. But honestly – while I love the entire group – my admiration is mostly for Nash. She makes me laugh with her vibrant sassiness!

One woman on the show owned a “coffee table” that was previously used in India – centuries ago – to “cart the dead.” The woman didn’t want to sell the nasty ol’ thing in a garage sale. Really? Cause dead people DNA on the bottom of your glass of iced tea isn’t a problem? Hello! Uh!

Since watching the show I’ve cleaned out two closets, bagged and donated three garbage bags of useful clothing, and compiled a list of sellable items.

Let’s put “Clean House” on my To-Do list and cross it off, cause baby – a Clean House has been a desire of mine since leaving my dysfunctional parents’ home! I’m well on my way to uncluttered happiness! Uh!

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Full fat Fridays

I’ve decided that every Friday will be Full Fat Friday. Oh yes. Sink your teeth into that delectable morsel of yumminess. The point of this is that I’ll eat well during the rest of the week and the reward will be a whirlwind of calorie accumulation on Friday.

I’m sure you’re completely aghast at this concept but let me assure you that as Friday rolls around, I’ll have no desire to go full fat.

One note about this: *I’ve already switched this weeks Full Fat Friday to today. If The Biggest Loser can keep changing the rules, then I can too! Lmao!