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Breakup Breath

I was getting a sandwich from Subway (6″ turkey on flatbread, toasted, no cheese, lettuce, spinach. jalapeño, pickles, black olives, red onions…) when I turned to the girl next to me and said, “Clearly I’m not kissing anyone later.” And we laaaaaauuuughed…

I love you, Stinky Onion