I’m in advertising. Most of my brain revolves around graphic design, photography, marketing, social media and blah blah blah. So while I type on my Apple, sitting in my Aeropostale while adjusting my Victoria’s Secret, I’m mostly thinking about how I should stop Hoovering Tostitos, so I throw down a Godiva, slug some Aquafina and fish through my Coach where I move the Oakley’s to get to the Wrigley’s. Yeah, your brand should sponsor me! Check out “Brands That Should Sponsor Me!” above for a list of brands that I think should sponsor me. Oh yeah, I’m totally serious!