After years and countless guys asking why I’m single, I’ve decided to tally the list of reasons why I’m single. In no specific order of romances, and often combined:
- He was an alcoholic
- He was bipolar
- He was a narcissist
- He stole credit cards
- He smoked weed
- He was on steroids
- He heated on me
- He was a little too much into surfing
- He was too materialistic
- He constantly tallied the finances of every one he knew
- He talked too much shit about his friends
- He was nasty to me for no reason too many times
- He was married
- He wasn’t divorced
- He wasn’t sure if he wanted to get divorced
- He went back to his wife
- He wanted to go back to his wife
- He went back to his girlfriend
- He wanted to go back to his girlfriend
- He wanted threesomes
- He had no motivation for success
- He was too obsessed with his job
- He moved to Florida
- He lived in Pennsylvania
- He may have been gay
- He never told his friends who I was
- He couldn’t handle my psycho family
- I couldn’t handle dating while still living with my psycho family
- He had no backbone
- He was too white trash
- He wasn’t a good father to his own kids
- He was unreliable
- He disappeared all the time
- He was a compulsive liar
- I wasn’t attracted to him
- He tried to father my son before we were really dating
- He sweated in a very strange way
- He was a self-declared womanizer
- He didn’t listen to a thing I said
- His mother was dying (she really was)
- He didn’t like blow jobs
There you go! That’s off the top of my head. I started to get a very Jim Carey, Liar, Liar voice going in my head while I read the list. Sadly some of those are compiled issues.
1 Year of Single 
LOL.
At least 90% of those reasons are mine too!
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Oh thats sad but makes me feel better lol
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